; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.
Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017
Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.
Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.
It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.
Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.
It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.
Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...
Wife 2: But? What happened?
Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
Wife 2: But? What happened?
Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
by Z_SD January 24, 2012
by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
Taking a shit. Creating something amazing. Taking a shit and creating something amazing at the same time. Demonstrating superb skills in one's profession. Demonstrating superb skills with the ability to blow out a bathroom.
Where you just dropping taffy in my parents bathroom?
I just dropped taffy all over that exam.
I can't wait to hit the skate park and watch him drop taffy on these fools!
I just dropped taffy all over that exam.
I can't wait to hit the skate park and watch him drop taffy on these fools!
by alupnya July 12, 2012
Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.
by CrckrJack22 July 04, 2011
"So, I was about to give her head. But when I pull off her underwear, they're filled with ass taffy."
by John Owen November 26, 2005
Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
by Dude January 29, 2004