Table Tennis

A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.

Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.
Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?

Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.
by Amaranthian August 02, 2008
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Table Breaking

The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.
Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.
by Niall Horan Nandos Freak February 20, 2012
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Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
by Chazzisawesome May 19, 2011
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picnic table

the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back
Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!
by Jim115160 July 14, 2012
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table weed

weed that has fallen out of the blunt or bowl and is now on the table
Kenny: Yo bowls kicked and we're out of weed...
Joey: Nah son check the table we gotta have some table weed
by Stefanious February 06, 2009
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Table-flipping

Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.
After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.
by Danny K. August 02, 2007
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Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.
Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?
by pizzalover69 January 20, 2014
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