a swift one

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.
Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 02, 2022
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Gaylor Swift

gaylor swift is the belief that taylor swift loves woman. they believe that she has dated dianna agron and karlie kloss.
person a: i just listened to reputation and the song dress shocked me, is it about her boyfriend?

person b: it’s such a gaylor swift song look at the lyrics
by the party don’t start October 13, 2020
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Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 04, 2006
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Trailor swift

a female who was pretty but let themselves go downhill in a short period of time from heavy drug use in most cases.
wow have you seen emily? she is looking like a "trailor swift" these days!
by faceman86 January 02, 2021
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oliver swift

Oh boy i love oliver swift!
by P0gch1mp March 22, 2022
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Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ May 28, 2012
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Phill Swift

An eternal being who created the universe, life and the flex seal family of products.
All hail Phill Swift
by I can’t win Fortnite October 22, 2018
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