suft

new internet slang, suft stands for shut up fuck tard. can be used as an alternitive to stfu.

suft, just swallow it bitch...

by Vex August 29, 2003

softball mom

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.

That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!

by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014

sufubo

Short for "super fucking bored".

I was sufubo listening to my teacher give his lecture.

by daltr0n January 15, 2011

Suitbastard

A person, often a bastard, whose job or role, is rendered redundant if not in a suit or business attire.

Your boss is a Suitbastard
Yorboss is a Suitbastard
That suited person you hate is a Suitbastard
Politicians are Suitbastards
Church of Latter Day Saints are Suitbastards
Market Traders are Suitbastards
Traders in Future Derivatives are Suitbastards
Yuppies are Suitbastards
Church of Scientology are the Church of Suitbastards
Bankers

by Ginger Chris February 4, 2012

softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

Softball slap

Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force

He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!

by WordMan438 August 13, 2020

softbod

A guy who's slim but soft around the edges. Maybe a soft tummy instead of abs, other times maybe he has a little bit of hip squish.

Man, softbod boys really make me go crazy.

by Pebbbles October 31, 2020