the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!
Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011
Get the Cumber-Stumpin' mug.The dance a woman does when she passes a very large blood clot in the shower and it won't go down the small holes in the drain.
The other day I was helping my wife out in the shower with her clot stomping and I got some between my toes.
by K C F May 29, 2008
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When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.
by Kacie A. January 12, 2006
Get the Stamping Happy Faces mug.December 17th is Weasel Stomping Day. Put down your gun for Weasel Stomping Day! After Hours of research, I have found that the song from Weird Al Yankovic is on December 17th
Weasel Stomping Day: Stomping weasels on December 17th is okay.
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!
by ScooterB0809 December 16, 2020
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by matches April 22, 2003
Get the stamping mug.Dude, Mandee was Mud Stomping Jake hardcore last night. He can now birth a watermelon with that stretched anus.
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by Srixon - facebook.com/cbetts87 April 4, 2010
Get the Mud Stomping mug.The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010
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