Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.

Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!

by auntiechristus January 28, 2018

Stud Muffin

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

slutmuffin

a slut who eats muffins

oh you slutmuffin!
skanky whore slutmuffin

by melissabiotch January 6, 2009

Slutmuffin

A beautiful woman who loves it.

James's Mum is a slutmuffin

by Wizardry 123 July 17, 2012

Studmuffler

An extraordinarily attractive, merman-esque version of a stud. usually to the point that when a studmuffler walks into the room, all previously bigheaded 'studs' become invisible to the eyes of any surrounding females. Usually plays water polo.

"Sarah, have you seen John? He's like a merman-lifeguard-waterpolo-god... What a studmuffler, I can't take my eyes off of him."

by Baneeee May 13, 2013

Slugmuffin

A very lazy person.

Josh is a big slugmuffin. He didn't do any work today!

by GladDingo November 12, 2022

Slutmuffin

A casual greeting, most commonly used to refer to a woman in the playful sense.

Now listen here, slutmuffin… you need to apologize to your boyfriend for your soft cheating, ya hear?

by Asriel___LOVER May 22, 2025