starving slave child

(adjective) used to describe a person who isn't neccesarily starving but whose parents make them work so much around the house that they don't have time to eat and then they feel nutritionally challenged.

M'Kayla have you had dinner yet?" "No, unfortunately I am one of those starving slave children.

by callmecrazycauseimoncrack December 14, 2010

Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013

Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity

Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol

by Sam Mill December 31, 2021

Shartington

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.

Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!

by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022

mutual staring

Looking deeply into another's soul through the eyes, and them doing the same to you. It is also interpreted as undressing another with one's eyes. Also it is an euphemism for a burning passion between two.

Did you see them, Betty, they were participating in mutual staring! And you know where that leads!

by bigolcebolla January 11, 2016

wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi

Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016