cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

Stranded Isles

A Miracle Music & Tally Hall Discord server, often told to be superior to An Abject Hackneyed Game.

The Stranded Isles Mod Team includes Eden, Bug & Nes. They are all very epic & cool.

Person 1: Did you hear? Eden is reading the Bee Movie script tonight in Stranded Isles!

Person 2: Fun!

by ebtoast June 10, 2021

straddle

Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.

"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."

by I don't care January 20, 2006

Straddle

To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW

by userhandlegoeshere October 10, 2022

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011

strazzled

To get stoned after being frazzled.

Timmy: I had a long day at work today.
Jimmy: Ditto Timmy. Let's get strazzled.

by Paet Hoobang March 5, 2008

Spraddle

Any object used to mix an alcoholic beverage

"dude, I need to mix this more, hand me the spraddle"

by crispyJ December 9, 2008