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Steak Itch

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.
Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”
by Frankyspeaks February 9, 2022
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Sewer Steak

Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".
"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
by monkey76 October 13, 2009
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Box Steak

Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.
Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?

Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.

Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!
by S.neeze November 21, 2010
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Cheese Steak Jimmy's

A password in Age of Empires 2 that will grand you 1000 food points.
Need more food? type cheese steak jimmy's
by Wohjoa May 26, 2017
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hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.
Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.
by Hair pie inspector January 1, 2019
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The Texan Steakhouse

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!
by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011
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Blue Veined Steak

Description for a rather handsome penis, a good piece of meat with blue veins in all the right places .
Mary and I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night, she ordered a Blue Veined Steak for later though... Top girl.
by gazza123 April 22, 2014
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