Stingy

The annoying little shit in the tv show Lazy Town. He takes everything procaliming it to he "MINE". He eventually takes the mayor's wife and pumps her until she is jelly. Over all he is a cunt in all aspects of life and will not refrain from taking your kids, money, soul, job and even your anal virginity.

No stop it stingy I didn't consent!

HAHAHAHAH NOW YOUR PENIS IS MINE
AAAAAAH! NOT MY PP! STINGY SENPAI!

by Nombus June 4, 2019

don't be stingy

Don't be greedy/don't take a lot

"You can't have any chips"
"Don't be stingy"

by Xuma April 28, 2017

stingy ringy

after Lamazon has lost at heads and volleys - the act of dropping his pant to reveal his bare arse wherby all other players may kick the football as hard as they can at it - therby inducing a stingy ring-piece

drop 'em lamazon, mad dave wants a go on yo ass

by bob April 7, 2004

stingy J

a derogatory term for Jews implying the stereotypical assumption that there stingy

wow that guy ken sure is a stingy J

by ruler of the J's December 25, 2007

stingy rim

when your anus is sore, flaming up, red and sore

awh fuck man! i have serious stingy rim

by stingyrim May 31, 2010

Stainyrobics

A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.

Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!

Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?

Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?

Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)

Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?

Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.

Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

stringy clit

Where a woman's clit is so stringy you can play it like a banjo.

That chick has the world best stringy clit, you can suck it all in

by Clitcommander69 December 9, 2014