Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.

What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?

by booganatoraa March 15, 2016

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

Skurtle

The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.

Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.

by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.

Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face

by LitTitties July 21, 2019

squirtle

-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice

-I think I made him squirtle himself...I did make him squirtle himself.
-I ate cheese and now I have the squirtles.
-You made me laugh so hard, I squirtled my pants.
-R kelly squirtled all over his victim while making his home videos.
-While doing the dirty deed, I prematuraly squirtled everywhere.

by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

squirtle squad

a group of girls that think they're the shit, but in fact, they're shit

that squirtle squad was definitely tanking it up tonight at the bar.

by lastniggaonearth October 9, 2010

Snurtle

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

by SynthX08 January 27, 2009