Squinkie

A squishy character, sometimes used as a pencil topper but often used as a fun toy that fits in your pocket.

Usually my child has trouble waiting in long lines, but today she pulled out a few squinkies from her pocket and played until the line ended.

by Coats July 19, 2010

Squintz

Ryan MacKinnon

first person- Do you know Ryan MacKinnon?

second person- Who?

first person- Squintz

second person- (unimpressed) Oh, yeah I do.

by earl herquest November 13, 2011

Squinis

A square penis.
A squinis can only fit inside of a squagina (square vagina)

Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!

Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.

by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011

squinnypig

This is a rodent that is a cross between a guinea pig and a squirrel. They have been spotted in Le Grand California. They also come in different varieties.

Do you think if I left the squinnypig door open that they will come in?

by Squinnypig Lover!!! October 31, 2007

Squingemontos

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!

by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010

daylight squint

To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.

Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!

by nypaliguy January 20, 2010

squinchy

the feeling when your shoes are filled with mud/sand/water, and you walk ...

"Dude, I just got back from the beach and my shoes are ALL squinchy ..."

by Bruce Jung Durden April 19, 2010