Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad

I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him

by Igodless July 18, 2024

squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.

Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!

by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Squirtle

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.

"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."

by Iamincognito February 17, 2024

Squirtle

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024