Wanna Play Squids

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.

*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"

by SquidsAnyone? October 22, 2018

squiggely squigglers

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.

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by gaydos October 25, 2003

squigg

a black squirrel

"that squigg stole nuts from other squirrels"; "check out how fast that squigg is"; "did you see the nuts on that squigg?!"

by Bobert Bobinson April 13, 2010

squiggly herman

the specific type of flatulence when you are seated and it bubbles up from underneath your testicles

Roll down the window, I just farted, and it was a squiggly herman.

by wiufatz2 May 5, 2011

Squiggle

If a sandcastle is washed away by the tide there is a chance, however minute that this sandcastle will be washed back perfectly the next day, this describes chaos theory. In the same way a member of the friendship group is squiggly, 99.9% of what they do will either go hilariously wrong or they will break something, but that 0.1% of the time they accidentally creat works of wonder. Based on the local folklore of Squiggles McGee in Somerset.

Adjective - "you squiggly sod"
Noun - "he is a squiggle"
Verb - "he squiggled"

by DaddyButter9 June 21, 2019

Squimsh

To press something into a smaller space or to flatten. Simultaneously squishing, squashing, smooshing, and mushing an object.

I am being squimshed in the backseat!

Aww, the banana got squimshed in the bag.

by 11RiverSong11 September 27, 2020

Squiggle

In symbolic logic, "not."

Used in a highly sophisticated "not joke."

"The Urban Dictionary is really useful... Squiggle!"

"We should bring back the catholic monarchy... Squiggle!"

"I should do my homework instead of defining words in Urban Dictionary... Squiggle!"

by Galloway February 25, 2008