Squidward

A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.

"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''

by CarlWheez April 6, 2017

squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.

dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!

by DBL A June 11, 2006

squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.

i was squidwarding everyone last night

by dan and adam June 24, 2007

Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

by Calahan August 13, 2010

Squidward

A very sexy man who can make you orgasm at his sight and touch.

Ughghhhh it's uncontrollable, Squidward is making me orgasm again

*Smexy orgasm*

by bUrNiE sAnDErSs January 2, 2020

squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.

"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

squidwarding

the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants

i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night

by dann is the man June 24, 2007