squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010

Squeeze a fuck out

Pissing someone who doesn't usually swear off so much that they use the word fuck.

When the priest saw that some kids slashed his tires he screamed "You got to be fucking kidding me." I guess they really did squeeze a fuck out of him.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017

Squeeze your chicken

Squeezing something full of fat or air.

Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!

by Scruggssa May 31, 2018

Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

Clean Squeeze

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.

"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."

by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009