squatchify

to disrupt a discussion with irrelevant and incorrect assumptions and proclamations.

Kevin tried to squatchify the conversation by comparing monkeys to porcupines.

by Steven "Genius" Wilson April 3, 2006

Squeechie

1) Name of Ron Jeremy's character in the 1993 porn parody 'Super Hornio Brothers', based on Super Mario Bros.

2) "Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished." From: Cinema Snob in his review of Super Hornio Brothers.

1) You'd think that in a Super Mario Brothers porn parody called 'Super Hornio Brothers', the guy in the red suit is called 'Hornio'. He's not. His name is Squeechie.

2) 'What i do for a living? I started a squeechie company with my wive. Next month our daughter joines the family business too. Yes, such a smart girl, we're all so proud of her.'

by AlonzoDaCookie January 20, 2011

Squatch

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017

Squoochie

Squid coochie, and or squid pussy

Yo i was jerkin to some hentai and this dude shoved his 8ft cock in that squoochie

by dankswagportions September 6, 2018

Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020

Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.

The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.

by Bigdummie April 17, 2021