Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

Trap Squashin

Trap squashin in the act of obtaining a female partner and demolishing her fanny pack into smitherines.

Will: Hey Rob, did you end up going to poundtown with Flori last night?
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!

by WillRob February 11, 2010

Gash smashing

The rubbing of two vaginas together vigorously.

"Did you and Chloe get together?"

"Fuck yeah, we had a mad as gash smashing sesh"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

Smashing Day

Typically occurs on October 30th, the night before Halloween in North America.

Smashing Day' or 'Smashing Night' refers to delinquent acts of vandalism on residential Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns set outside by individuals. The Jack-O-Lanterns are removed from the homes or porches and smashed into the homes' exterior wall, the nearby sidewalk or street. Individuals participating in 'Smashing Day' are typically children aged 14-17.

"Hide the kids' pumpkins George..today is Smashing Day!"

by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011