by BatGirl80 April 30, 2016

Someone who doesn't feverishly dick ride very trend that comes out. Doesn't confuse pop culture with real culture.
Teeniebopper:Did yhu c wht happennd in jeruhzee sure las nite?
Square: Nope. not really a fan of the series.
Teeniebopper:omg, everee wun watches tht show. ur such a skware.
dick rider:Dude, I got like 9000 pairs of vans and skinnez. Counting them seperately.
Square:Wow, thats alot. I got one pair of vans, but I don't wear skinnies.
dick rider:?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! wtf you don't wear skinniez? fuckin square.
Square:Oh really
Square: Nope. not really a fan of the series.
Teeniebopper:omg, everee wun watches tht show. ur such a skware.
dick rider:Dude, I got like 9000 pairs of vans and skinnez. Counting them seperately.
Square:Wow, thats alot. I got one pair of vans, but I don't wear skinnies.
dick rider:?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! wtf you don't wear skinniez? fuckin square.
Square:Oh really
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by poop December 8, 2003

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by The OG Dank June 25, 2016

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.
by steelslammer December 29, 2007
