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Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
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Alina Mia Springer

Alina Mia Springer is a small youtuber called •Royal•. Alina is a type of person who is full of kindness but can be incredibly mean when it comes to protecting her friends. Alina is 10 years old at this time(2021) and has early puberty.Alina got bullied in PREP and grade 3. If you are a Alina, good job
Hey Alina Mia Springer how you doing?
This award goes to Alina Mia Springer
by anonymous December 6, 2021
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Ingrid Springer

She is a very nice woman very milf very good and very exited all the time
by Unkown00027 November 29, 2021
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dirty springer

During sex, all parties involved use the real name of either their brother or sister and in some special occasions their mother or father, to address their partner. This type of kink is used heavily during family reunion orgies.
"I pulled a dirty springer last night and my aunt turned into a rodeo bull!"
by Air-rick the great August 8, 2023
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Rachel Springer

goofiest boul alive
some may ask if she has problem but she doesn’t

aka onion butt
Why is that girl running with her butt out?
Ohh she’s acting like a rachel springer.
by n7892 October 19, 2021
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