Spracking

The act of realising how much of an idiot you are once you understand a simple concept you never understood.

1. (person 1) OHHHH I get it now
(person 2) You are spracking.

2. I'm sprackin' brah!

by Ahomcl April 26, 2011

spracker

moron/idiot/person of low intelligence

are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?

by Death Monk May 9, 2003

sprackermataterd

(Sprak-er-mer-tate-erd)1- the condition a tweeker (person who uses lots of methamphetamine) reaches when they have been up too long and /or many years worth of use which has now done permanent psychological damage. 2- whacked.

When Chip started talking to the little green men we knew he was totally sprackermataterd.

by Sharbiebarbie January 13, 2009

Spactard

A Twat,retard,spaccer,Div or dinlo

Fuck off you Spactard.

I saw a right fucking Spactard last night.

My mong brother is well spactared

by AngelAbz November 7, 2011

spratan

An anagram for spartan, it is usually used when joking about Spartans. It is also occasionally used to describe anyone who is about as cool or powerful as a spartan, if they aren't spartan.

Guy: "Wow look at my spratan army!"
Friend: "Don't you mean spartan?"
Guy: "What? This army is Germanic. They aren't that good."

by Hero of the Greek November 19, 2013

e-straction

Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while driving, and include text mesaging, cell phone usage, and viewing DVD's.

You wouldn't have T-boned that car if it wasn't for your text mesaging e-straction.

by drooster January 31, 2007

Sprat

1) A girl that sleeps around.

2) A girl that is annoying, complains, and is mean.

3) An all around unpleasant individual.

She is such a sprat.

Tell that sprat to shut up.

by Sweet Tits 74748239 April 24, 2009