forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

spooderbutt

when you shove a spiderman action figure up someone's bum hole

i got spooderbutted last night

by douvhegausydgfwia May 6, 2016

Spooner

A person who eats everything with a spoon.

My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 10, 2018

Spoonerismatastic

combining two words to make the most freakin awesome word in your vocabulary.

gigantic + enormous = ginormous

by PresidentFrazierSmoove September 4, 2005

wooden spooners

1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder

The Cronulla sharks are the wooden spooners in the NRL competion this year.

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 14, 2007

spooberry

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

by slapapig September 23, 2003

spooner

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

by lockoforcake March 8, 2010