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splootches

snow mixed with rain, kinda like little slurpee's hitting your windshield
when a mix of rain and water hit your windshield in a mix their not just watery their called "splootches"
by peachespies November 18, 2011
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Splooch

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early
Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night
by Tc169 October 16, 2014
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Splitch

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When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.
"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."
by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015
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Splooch

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself
As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself
by Yianniscorn October 3, 2017
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Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.
Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.
by carla99999 June 12, 2018
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splonch

A splonch is defined as an action when one throws any sort of soggy item, be it a sandwich or a sock, at someone as a means of attack.
''Yeah, I met Cody outside yesterday, splonched him. It was the funniest shit ever.''
by Francarl July 2, 2022
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Spôtch

(Verb) the action of a friend friend zoning his/her friends.
Johnny spôtched his friends twice this week after they invited him over to play poker and ping pong.
by LiSim March 16, 2023
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