splootches

snow mixed with rain, kinda like little slurpee's hitting your windshield

when a mix of rain and water hit your windshield in a mix their not just watery their called "splootches"

by peachespies November 18, 2011

Splooch

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early

Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night

by Tc169 October 16, 2014

Splitch

Sp-LIT-ch
When a mans semen gets clogged inside the penis walls
Usually caused when you ejaculate when you need to urinate.

"Goddamnit, I got Splitch again! I need to stop jerking off when i need to take a piss..."

by 23TwentyThree23 November 23, 2015

Splooch

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself

As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself

by Yianniscorn October 3, 2017

Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

by carla99999 June 12, 2018

splonch

A splonch is defined as an action when one throws any sort of soggy item, be it a sandwich or a sock, at someone as a means of attack.

''Yeah, I met Cody outside yesterday, splonched him. It was the funniest shit ever.''

by Francarl July 2, 2022

Spôtch

(Verb) the action of a friend friend zoning his/her friends.

Johnny spôtched his friends twice this week after they invited him over to play poker and ping pong.

by LiSim March 16, 2023