spotch

A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.

Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.

by sand dollar January 13, 2008

Spotch

To light on fire, or egnite.

Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up

by CarverO October 16, 2006

Spotch

To egnite or light on fire

Hey Jon, spotch it up.
Spotch up that doobie.

by Christopher Greening September 24, 2008

Spotch

Spotch is everything that is needed to boost productivity while working remotely. This term was first developed by ClayWorks Spaces when people were working from home due to the covid pandemic.

Person 1: Bro Work From Home is so Stressful. I can't Concentrate on work
Person 2: You need to get Spotched!

by Other Shetty July 15, 2021

spotch

(N) the spot on your back that you cannot reach.

"Can you please scratch my spotch?"

by Pitu273 May 13, 2010

spotch

A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.

Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.

by Liz August 21, 2004

spotch

The area between your anus and your genitals (Perineum). Gender neutral form of banus.

I've got an itch on my spotch!

by Daniel Somers March 2, 2008