splode

v. To projectile vomit while simultaneously experiencing explosive diarrhea.

1. After a night of drinking and a morning of haggis, he sploded all over the hallway on a desperate attempt to reach the bathroom.

by kevM October 31, 2014

Slope

A derogatory term for people of Asian decent. It is an acronym for Silly Little Opium Peddling Easterner. Can be used when yelling at bad Asian drivers, mailmen who mace your dog, Chinese food delivery men, or in any other context in which one finds it applicable.

Asian drivers are the worst! That fuckin slope has drifted into my lane like 3 times!

The slope mailman just maced sandy again!

by Bravoaloha July 22, 2009

Slopestyle

A new form of freeride mountain biking. The course usually includes jumps, drops, wallrides and ladder bridges. Riders usually pull BMX style tricks off the jumps and drops. The Slopestyle scene exploded back in 2004 when Paul Basagoitia won the 2004 Kokanee Crankworx Slopestyle in Whistler.

The 2007 Crankworx Slopestyle sucked compared to the past years competitions.

by marzocchi66 December 2, 2007

slopesmasta

It describes boys named Corey who have small penises and will never have sex with a females. Perhaps with males though.

You know that kid Corey?
Yeah.
He's one hardcore slopesmasta.
Poor kid.
Totally.

by Fourguys Wha April 30, 2005

hittin the slopes

sniffing cocaine.

1. We're gonna be hittin the slopes later on tonight chief.

2. Do you have your lift tickets? Cuz we're gonna be hittin the slopes.

by clmtblazers February 5, 2010

salopek

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.

In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.

by George Littlebear July 2, 2006

splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008