I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.
by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.
by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.
by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"
by millambar August 19, 2012

A humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a hellfire missile
The military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is "bug splat," since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.
by ssmhchr May 30, 2016
