Sphincter Flinch

The reaction of your asshole to having cold toilet water splashed on it by a large piece of fecal matter hitting the water.
Damn, that turd was so big i gotta sphincter flinch AND half my ass cheek was soaked with water!
by Psypiral April 23, 2003
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sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.
"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.
in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
by Danielle Goodsell September 06, 2006
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sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.
"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"
by Jim J January 27, 2006
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sphincter boy

a man who acts or is a flaming homosexual
Dude, that guy is a total sphincter boy. Is he gay or what?
by Ryan May 07, 2004
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sphincter-necklace

A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.
Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise July 14, 2011
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prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.
That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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