spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.

I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!

by Druss December 12, 2008

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

spaztic

A person that spazzes alot. possibly flips out too!

When i get an answer wrong, the teacher goes spaztic.

by Nick-09 April 13, 2006

sparticus

random past geezer now manifested in ppl who think they're sparticus, especially me who now has no real name...... :s

i am sparticus!

by sparticus November 14, 2003

Santical

The quality of being Santa-like.

"That man with the long white beard is very santical, isn't he?" she said.

by HayDay September 7, 2007

Spantiferastic

The greatest feeling in the world

I feel spantiferastic today

by Hannah and Travis October 7, 2008

spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.

Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.

by Megano & Rosco April 4, 2014