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Shizel

Shizel can literally mean anything you want it to mean. It flows well and works in any statement, sentence or phrase. It can also replace words. (ex. I'm so shizeled.(this can mean a multitude of things, but if you know the speaker then you should know what they want the word to portray))
Shizel my dirty little nizel. /What's shizeling?/ What the Shizel.../To shizel or not to shizel./I need to take a shizel./ Are you shizeled!?/Are you out of your shizel..?
by theSetShizlers January 22, 2012
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steamy sizemore

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).
Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.
by HansDude October 16, 2008
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Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.
Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!
by buckonz October 18, 2008
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Reverse size queen

Ashley-Did you hear Leo has a girlfriend?
James-Leo? But he has a tiny dick.
Ashley-I know she must be a reverse size queen.
by dolawite June 16, 2014
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soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.
by slickrikki January 5, 2008
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sizeflation

The decrease in consumer package size for the same price resulting in inflation due to size reduction.
A half gallon of ice cream is now packaged as 48oz. It's costing me 25% more due to sizeflation.
by hyper miler June 19, 2008
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Sizelove

often mistaken for a third leg, as the name suggests, you will love the size.
girl 1: did you see jon in track? he's a total sizelove.
girl 2: i know right?
by thomasthechoochoo December 1, 2011
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