Sofie

beautiful woman, usually unexplainably hot.

DAMN that chick is a SOFIE!
Look at da booty on that sofie!

by sweeeeetladay March 5, 2011

Sofian

An awesome and legendary guy who is gentle and sexy and hot! everyone wants him!

omg Sofian is legendary!
Shit look at all those girls that runs after Sofian
damn i wish i was as hot as Sofian!

by Ateuss August 6, 2011

Sofiya

A sexy girl with a nice ass body. She’s one of a kind and she’s probably the toughest of them all. She’ll beat your ass if you disrespect her in any way. She’s the best at everything, she’s smarter than anyone and she has the best athletic structure, a six pack, nice titties and thicc ass. It can’t get better than sofiya all the guys want her so bad so if she has her eye on you your one lucky ass guy cuz she’ll be the girl of your dreams and you’ll probably be together forever it’s impossible not to love her. She has the most beautiful eyes on the universe usually blue or greyish green. She’s always there to help anyone her heart is made of gold and she’s probably the best girl on this planet.

Guy: damn sofiya let me tap that ass
Sofiya: sure, but let me beat that ass first

by someonewhogotnolife May 24, 2019

Sofia

Sofia is one of the most generous people ever, she’s a beautiful human being inside and out. You fall in love with her personality and her amazing looks almost instantly. Once you meet her there is no awkward phase because she is very social and cares very much for her friends but she also loves the spend time with her family, we all love our Sofia’s.

Sofia is friendly

by monvic December 3, 2017

crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

by General Goblincock April 14, 2010

Sofian

sofian if you see this i literally love you so much

sofian you are so good at soccer

by diamond34 October 23, 2020

Dirty Sofia

A Dirty Sofia is when 4 or more men fight over this one girl in order to take her to prom. Dirty Sofia’s occur when this one girl is known as for hitting it off with men

“Man, I’m involved in a dirty Sofia, no clue what to do”

by Ddogmyster April 16, 2020