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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile
Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door
by Some guy June 28, 2003
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Soul Snatcher

A redhead that has the power to steal ones soul through sexual intercourse. The soul is sucked out of the penis or vagina. While this process is painless, it can be very gratifying or
humiliating
Guy 1: "Dude i had some crazy wild sex with that Soul Snatcher last night!"

Guy 2: You mean that redhead you met at the bar. You Know you dont have a soul now, right?"

Guy 1: " Dude i dont even care that was the best sex ever!"
by Soulless Chum February 17, 2010
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garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.
Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.
by mem September 5, 2005
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Child Snatcher

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
by EMSP420 July 9, 2019
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switcheroo

when one says a common 2-word phrase, one would switch the first consonant or group of consonants between words.
a basic switcheroo would be: "snot rocket" becomes "rot snocket"

also one can perform a tri-switcheroo such as in: "boston red sox" becomes "soston bed rox" or backwards as in " roston sed box"

this can be done with words that aren't adjacent to each other in a sentence such as: "it's always sunny in philadelphia" becomes "it's always phunny in siladelphia"

or the rare double switcheroo form "it's always phunny in siladelphia" becomes "it's always sily in phunnadelphia"

one can become creative and do a quad-(or more)switcheroo as in: "red hot chili peppers" becomes " ped rot hili cheppers" or "ched pot rili heppers" or "hed chot pili reppers"
by willowe August 25, 2009
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snitches and grows

a more appropriate way to say 'bitches and hoes!' in the presence of small children, old people, and or parents.
I have two midterms on Tuesday and haven't studied for them. Snitches and grows!
by breffy October 13, 2010
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