Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010

baby snatcher

one who dates extremely young, prebubescent girls, with gapped teeth.

Beans: " I see you're still robbing the cradle you baby snatcher."

by laxsconz01 February 9, 2009

Schoolboy Snatcher

A woman of legal age who wishes to form sexual relations with school boys, usually between 14-17 years of age.
Reasons include:

-"cute" school uniform
-cute face
-young body
-retains the power to take away the boy's sexual innocence

wife: "Oh I'm such a schoolboy snatcher! My husband's only 16!"

Husband: "I hope this is legal"

by fannyflap November 5, 2008

virgin snatcher

a slut commonly called ashley, that likes to steal young boys virginity....there harsh whores.

dude my sister is such a virgin snatcher
i know she took my 15 year old brothers :)s

by jd333hgfhjng June 30, 2011

crumb snatcher

a person who shows up to smoke sessions with nothing to smoke and leeches off other people's sacks

johnny, that crumb snatcher just showed up and smoked the last of my sack

by tom hoyle April 14, 2006

penis snatcher

a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.

guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude

other guy: dude what'd you do?

guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!

other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

bee snatcher

A super sweet slang for biznatch. To be used only in a positive manner.

I love Alicia, she is such a freakin' bee snatcher!

Adam is the nicest bee snatcher I know.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006