People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
by darkswitch July 28, 2010
Get the porn slapper mug.To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
by Brois May 16, 2014
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When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.
Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.
Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
by MattyK717 January 7, 2016
Get the shaft snapper mug.A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Weasel Slapper mug.An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)
by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018
Get the Salad Slapper mug.by Glossoholic September 25, 2018
Get the Coochie Slapper mug.That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
by Phizgig April 20, 2020
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