by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010
Get the Smooch-ma-Goochmug. When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009
Get the pooch cooch smoochmug. (phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 7, 2008
Get the smooch my coochmug. girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').
is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
Get the mooching without smoochingmug. (phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 6, 2008
Get the smooch my coochmug. Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.
by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017
Get the backdoor cooch smoochmug. - omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!
- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
by ball.sucker December 7, 2022
Get the smooch dat coochmug.