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dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.
Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021
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slicking the cue ball

The act of shaving one's own head.
Sorry I'm late I was busy slicking the cue ball
by T-Wilson September 11, 2011
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Slicing My Bagels

Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.
Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.
by VicRamalot September 6, 2015
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Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions
I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"
by redlulubeans September 30, 2018
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Roger Smithing

To dart your tongue back and forth rapidly into someone's mouth
Me and Amanda were Roger Smithing on her bed last night.
by Tubbsters101 February 12, 2017
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Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.
Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.
by Udps October 8, 2019
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i'm glitching

A way of saying you're nervous or spaztic to the extent you cannot compile your thoughts.

Almost like a brain fart or something of that type, just more because of nerves.

Also similar to Spazzing.

A state of nervous excitement.
Dude I'm glitching I don't even know what to say. I think everything for the audition went great, but... I just don't know what to say I'm so nervous and excited.
by Roy G. Biv X February 5, 2018
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