sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole

she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!

by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019

Sleeper

What you call someone when they are tired or sleepy

Her: “I’m tired”
Him: “you better wake up ya sleeper”

by ALOEA December 27, 2022

Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009

Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012

cave sleeper

A person you wraps their self in a mountain of blankets leaving just a little air hole to breath

"sometimes I get so cold I turn into a cave sleeper"

by Turk Winston January 25, 2014

Random Sleeper

1. Person who can sleep at a random time.
2. Person who can sleep at a random place.
3. Person who has random sex.
4. Any combination of the above three.

1. My sleep time is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
2. My sleep place is random, so I'm a random sleeper.
3. I have sex with random people (sleep around).

by PseuSeuss February 25, 2014