Shreveport

Full of nun but crashouts & shootouts, hoes fucked out and niggas got carpet burn on they dick’s. Whole lotta messy shi be going down that’s why they be cleaning shi up tho osrs.

Shi I trying to get my car stolen and shot up wyo?

Come to Shreveport they gotchu

by lameahnga December 15, 2023

Tiny Shrivel Bag

Slang for the "scrotum" or "scrotal sac".

I want to kick some them in the tiny shrivel bag!

by Hstrykid May 9, 2017

MC Shrivel Ball

A godlike MC who has balls that shrivel up to the size of peas from the size of walnuts. He rehydrate them in urine in order to rejuvenate their size

Hello y'all I'm MC Shrivel Ball
Here to tell you about my balls
And, um uhh how they shrivel up
To the size of peas from the size of walnuts

I have to dip them in some piss
To rehydrate them it feels so bliss
Just because I'm a freak of nature
Doesn't mean you have to be a hater

by MC Shrivel Ball August 16, 2021

Attention Shrieker

When something awful happens, people tend to pay attention to the awful thing, especially the victims. This is unacceptable to the Attention Shrieker who must be the center of attention at all times. Thus, whenever something happens which might draw attention away from them, they will start shrieking. Not only is attention expected, but reassurance and coddling to remind them that though someone just had both of their legs ripped off by an alligator, THEY are the real victim.

When the man jumped off the building, the attention shriekers immediately began shrieking so people would look at them instead of the dying man.

by Hahahanoyoudont September 24, 2022

Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.

"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."

by aiwefal April 29, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025