shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

get shreked

Basically it's another way to say go fuck yourself.

"Yo Joe, get shreked"

by abbyhenderson January 1, 2016

shmeckle

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

Doolally Shmeckle

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019

shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Smeckledorfed

When you have been set up

How dare you, you smeckledorfed me!

by Mr Tubbins November 6, 2017