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Febreze shower

When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.
by Chef B October 28, 2008
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beef shower

A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.
We should totally beef shower him to get him back for sleeping with your sister!
by supernaturale April 27, 2009
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shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.
"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."
by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005
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shower slug

the consequence of a shower tissue. it's a booger or a nasal slime that was just expelled from the nostrils, and hasn't been washed down the drain yet. So it slides along the shower wall, leaving a gross trail.
I ran out of napkins and tissues, so when I hopped into the shower I blew out all the snot. There were shower slugs sliding around everywhere after that.
by the storm drains February 21, 2009
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Diamond Shower

When you shit on your partner for sexual pleasure.
"Cuz a golden show is when you pee on someone so a diamond shower is when you shit on someone" -Fiona
by Just a wee lad dude October 14, 2019
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shower shoe

One who is less experienced in the Marine Corps than a boot
That kid isn't even boot........."hey come here shower shoe!"
by no cov no luv February 20, 2008
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shower for an hour

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.
I'll be ready soon, i just gotta take a "shower for an hour."
by Sh4GGY August 28, 2004
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