Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.

I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.

by SwagKungola November 26, 2018

Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it

„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“

by WigShopper June 30, 2024

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.

“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.

by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021

Elongated shopper

One who takes longer then necessary while shopping

Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.

by Ian L. Robinson January 9, 2009

Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.

Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.

by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023