Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

scompliment

A sarcastic compliment
A backhanded compliment

Him: Babe I miss you.
Her: Really?
Him: Yeah like an idiot misses the point
Her: Yeah thanks for the damn scompliment.

by HumorB June 6, 2016

shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"

by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018

Shampeachment

When one political party impeaches a sitting President on false grounds.

The democrat's Shampeachment of Trump was unlawful.

by SoulChateau November 4, 2020

shampAli

shamp ali is a discord ship formed on steaks grill (a discord server) the two lovebirds are shampoo and ali

shampali is a great ship

by Eternalondiscord August 17, 2022

big shampies

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

3 in 1 shampoo

A term used to mock christianity and the trinity, commonly used to say that christians worship three gods

A christian said they are monothiests, not with your 3 in 1 shampoo God

by Zakarya9797 June 21, 2023