Someone who is desirable in every aspect, both physical features and personality; rejected at times by those who are unable to handle such magnitude of awesome.
by Merkyluv July 30, 2012
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She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.
That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.
But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.
She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.
That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.
But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.
She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
by Shordy’sBae August 31, 2021
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by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014
Get the Shard Monkey mug.1. ) A slang term used to define the action or sharting oneself in an enclosed area.
2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway
2.) A person that attempts to friendzone their best friend, but ends up making out with them anyway
Are you kidding me? That person just shadon'd themself in there.
Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon
Did they really hook up? That person is such a shardon
by niggy123321 June 6, 2017
Get the shardon mug.have you seen old mate nah last time I saw him he was on the shard hard in some ice den sucking on his sweat puff pippy getting treated like a ice clown
by Ice shard March 27, 2019
Get the shard mug.A really fat shit that is long takes about 8 seconds. very wet very close to diarrhea.
Also usually is an all of a sudden situation that matters a lot
Similar words :Shat,Yoder,A Wet One,diarriah , the big plop, shnart,poop
Also usually is an all of a sudden situation that matters a lot
Similar words :Shat,Yoder,A Wet One,diarriah , the big plop, shnart,poop
Gordy:hey did you hear trump took a fat shnarder in his pants during his election speech.
Ayden:yea I was at it I smelled it smelled like weed.
Ayden:yea I was at it I smelled it smelled like weed.
by Yoder with the shnarder November 9, 2019
Get the Shnarder mug.An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.
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