schlode

A combination of the words Schlong and Dode = Schlode.

1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.

2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.

3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.

1. "I whipped out my Schlode on that bitches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!"

Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."

2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"

by The Hunter May 28, 2004

Splode

To spontaneously explode in an adorable way, usually involving stuffed animals, hearts, and lots of sparkling glitter.

I was filled with so much love, I thought I was gonna splode!

by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015

shlade

one who has perfected the art of slacking off

when will shlade show up? well he said half an hour, so i guess a couple hours from now. you know how shlade does it.

by Matt January 19, 2005

Shlome

The act of taking a huge shit, right after you eat.

"Daniel I just took the fattest Shlome right after Chipotle...it burned a little bit"

by UNCLE SHLOME December 18, 2012

Slodem

a 56k Modem

I used to have a slodem but now have ADSL

by andrew Johns December 8, 2003

shlope

An idiot that thinks they the main man/woman

Ashani is such a fucking shlope

by 2k111111 November 29, 2017

'SPLODED

A common phrase shouted by Fortnite players when you get an RPG kill, many times being a sick dunk on someone else.

"get 'SPLODED NERD!" AliA shouted.

by alaskandawn May 23, 2018