Shitpickle

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.

OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!

by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015

shitdickassfucker

dope dealer who wants to fuck your old lady in the ass for a "little-bitty" bag of dope

That shitdickassfucker shorted us on our sack, baby!

by Brian Glasco April 28, 2006

shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003

Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.

by TacoPuss33 May 9, 2014

Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker

kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!

by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007

SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.

THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??

by FELONY211 March 8, 2010