Shitweasel

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.

In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.

by Pepe501 June 13, 2024

shiteaser

When you feel the need to poop but it's a false alarm.

I really thought I had to crap but it ended up being a damn shiteaser!

by QUEEN STEEVE June 1, 2025

Shittenberg

One who claims that they are much better at golf than they really are. Usually by conveniently not counting an average of one stroke per hole.

Wow, Mike Wittenberg really pulled a shittenberg at golf today. There's no way his score was that good

by RJO1 April 14, 2008

shitetastic

Some thing so shit is brilliant

This film is shitetastic

by TeamBarry November 13, 2017

shitteded

when ur a dyslexic 5 yrold and this is what u think past tense of shit is although its funny

kid: hey mommy guess what. mom: what. kid: i fudden shitteded

by i_shitteded March 7, 2021

SHITTERER

To describe something that is worse then what it previously was. The epitamy of worse.

That movie was shitterer then the last one. Kevin Costener should just give up.

by Dodzilla March 12, 2021

shiteater57

swag, was dagashis, genshin player, shit kinker, friends with a baka

shiteater57 is super baka.

by amongusventi March 26, 2021