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Shit Kicker

(n.) In essence, the shit. Anything that is just so awesome that it cannot be described by any other words. The complete opposite of Shit Wagon.
Have you heard that new song?
Hell yeah man, it's the Shit Kicker!
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shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot
you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?
by jim February 11, 2005
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shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.
If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.
by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005
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shitfucker

someone who is an ignorant idiot. a really fucking stupid idiot. someone who is rascist and does not know how to do jack shit, or act normal, or be nice. A real punkass who does not know what they are doing, and are bullshitting their actions. Commonly used in a joking, nonserious manner; othertimes used as a way to combine shit and fuck when describing a situation or person.
What are you doing, shitfucker? Give me my keys back!

Those shitfuckers are always making fun of me...
by redbomber0 December 28, 2005
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shit kicker

Noun: Someone who intentionally instigates trouble "for kicks" where there is none.
Adjective: An item or action attributed to an instaigator or physical kicking of shit.

Shit usually dries on the outside and stops smelling. A shit kicker will come along and kick the pile of shit exposing the moist inside raising a stink. This is comical to the shit kicker person who does it with intent of bothering others.
Little susy was sitting quietly playing with here dolls when billy came and tore the heads off of the dolls. Billy's mom states "You little shit kicker, quit bothering your sister and bring me my cigarettes."

You bring home your first date and you are feeling proud. Your begins kicking the shit when she leans over and says "I really surprised you would go out with my boy. He really should be dating sluts much younger than you."

Leroy was walking with friends and one friend looked down admiring the fancy cowboy boots stating, "Those are fancy shit kickers. Where di ya get em?"

Bubba has a crush on another guys. He intentionally bumbs a into the boyfriend and starts a fight. The girl states, "Your such a shit kicker Bubba."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
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shit kicker

1)An ignorant,racist,homophobic,macho,sexist,arrogant,nationalist/patriotic/ethnocentric piece of shit who thinks that they're perfect and hates anybody who doesn't conform to their values.
Those shit kickers are having a kkk rally today!

Oh great another shit kicker won the election
by Cuntz and Bluntz December 6, 2009
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shit-kicker

someone who likes to stir shit with people all these other definitions about low-ranking company employees...
thats shit shoveler dickheads
you wanna fight shit kicker
man he can be a real shit kicker.
he loves to kick shit with everybody
by fuyu no kaze May 9, 2005
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