Web shite

Name given to an Internet page that refuses to load properly or at all.

"Blimey. MySpace isn't showing my media player on the page. Guess it's a Web shite today."

by thesunnydevil May 14, 2009

wild shites

Attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. Certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with shit running down the legs of the victim's kecks.

Jeeeeesus, those oysters I ate last night gave me the wild shites. I thought I would surely shit my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to rectum, out through my sphincter.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.

by Jobsagoodun September 08, 2006

utter shite

a feeling or sentiment associated with being quarantined.

“i heard the government just extended quarantine by two weeks”

“what?! jesus fucking christ”

*jumps on skateboard like so no head? guy*

“well thats utter shite”

by princessep April 14, 2020

pan shite

When you unnecessarily panic like fuck

"Bob thought his wife was cheating, when she was actually just at work, he was in a total pan shite

by DefinatelyNotConor June 28, 2018

flight of shite

A stench of noxious fumes that follows the perpetrator from one area to another. See shit shadow, velcro fart or turd trail

"Stand downwind of Clive and you'll be right in his flight of shite"

by Joe D Beacon April 07, 2008

red shite

a whining 'supporter' of L*verpool FC, normally from Essex. Also known as an A to Z since that is what they need to find their way to A**ield.

we don't care what the red shit say,,, what the heck do we care.

Oi Wiley you dirty red shite bastard yer .....

by Simon Burke January 12, 2004

crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.

"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."

by Kelly December 23, 2004