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by Joe D Beacon April 07, 2008
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A stench of noxious fumes that follows the perpetrator from one area to another. See shit shadow, velcro fart or turd trail
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"That was one hell of a velcro fart I just did. I released it at the bottom of the high street and it's still with me now."
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The phenomenon that occurs when someone breaks wind and then moves from the original location in which they committed their bottom bugle to a secondary position, in doing so dragging the aroma of the trouser trumpet from the first point to the next. A shit shadow is formed between the two points.
Also velcro fart.
Also velcro fart.
Victim: "For pity's sake, have you just farted?"
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."
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