selfiecide

Selfiecide

An accidental death that has been caused whilst trying to take a dangerous Selfie pic.

Did you hear that Dave committed Selfiecide?

He was trying to take a selfie on the Suspension bridge, he slipped and fell to his death.

by the one and only Jx April 24, 2014

Self-D

A male taking a photo of his genitals and sending it to another in text message or other form of social media. See also "dick pic"

While I was at work, I received an unwanted Self-D from this random guy on Tinder.

by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

self guilt

always putting the guilt on yourself

i'm always so self guilt!

by Jack Nylum November 25, 2018

self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable

Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.

by king of turds October 23, 2008

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

Selfie Rape

Using someone else's cell phone and intentionally taking hundreds of selfies so that you eat up all of the phone's spare memory and cause them much work deleting the pics.

Sorry, I can't download that cool app because my daughter selfie raped my phone and I have no available memory.

by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015