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when a delorean hits 88 and travels through time
Doc Brown "when this baby hits 88 your gona see some serious shit"
by duderob92 June 20, 2011
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Serious Urban Dictionarian

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this
by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009
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Senior Assassin

A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.

The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.

In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.

Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!

Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
by Anon0143 June 11, 2018
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serial monogamy

The custom or practice of having one mate at a time. Each relationship may be serious and committed, or not. The term is used in contrast with strict "monogamy", which can imply just one partner over a lifetime.

Not to be confused with cereal monogamy.
People who remarry (and who have exclusive relationships, and who don't cheat) are practicing serial monogamy.
by Grinning Cat January 19, 2015
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Serial Forwarder

A "Serial Forwarder" is that person who blows up your email in-box with every piece of internet humor that tickles their fancy. Often times this person is a good friend whom you don't want to upset by explaining just how annoying it is to have to clean their "cute jokes", chain emails, their "partisan political humor" and other asinine internet tidbits out of your in-box every day. Opening and viewing email from a "serial forwarder" can even put your computer at risk of a virus adding to the level of annoying achieved by these people.
Every day I get 2 to 4 stupid/annoying emails forwarded to me by a 67 year old man who is the father of a good friend of mine. Out of respect, I have not told this "serial forwarder" how annoying his forwarded emails are so I simply delete them without even looking at them.
by taylmeistr March 16, 2010
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Senior Slap

When an older person makes condescending comments toward a younger person in a passive aggessive way, intending to make the younger person feel inferior due to their age.
I'm tired of being senior slapped by my boss; she's always telling me how much I don't know because I wasn't "born yet."
by JK Wordsmiths December 21, 2013
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Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.
Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.
by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014
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